Addi says what

Sometimes I'm convinced that this child makes up stuff to say to me only to see if Im paying attention to what she says. Like she's saying to herself, " I'm gonna throw together some meaningless word and catch her off her game, that will show her who has the brains in this family."

Case in point:

Me: Addison, please don't play with your food and just eat your lunch.

Turns back for a second to concentrate on my own lunch

Addi: Because if I don't, a fly will go down the drain and then the TV won't work anymore and it will be time for SISTER to take a nap?

Me: Yep........ Wait, what?

Addi: Hehe

Shes sniffing around to expose my weaknesses to devise a plan for her teenage years.

Send spyware

And wine